
Haggle your bills
Muse preps the call and holds your number.
What it reaches for
- Reads the web
- Sends messages
- Spends money
One chore down.Three steps
- 1Copy the prompt and paste it into a new Muse chat.
- 2Tell Muse what you need, in your own words.
- 3Answer its questions. It follows the prompt from there.
Why this skill exists
Service providers routinely charge long-time customers more than new ones and keep discounts for people who ask, especially people who are credibly about to leave. Negotiation isn't about being aggressive. It's about arriving prepared, reaching the person authorized to give discounts, and not accepting the first answer.
Step 1: Build a prep sheet
Gather this before any call or chat:
- Provider, plan name, and current monthly total (the total on the bill, including fees, not the advertised price)
- What changed: promo expired, price increase, new fees
- Contract status: end date, early termination fee, equipment rental
- Tenure and history: years as a customer, on-time payments
- What they actually use: speed, data, channels, features. People often pay for more than they need.
- Real alternatives: competitor plans available at their address with current prices. If you can browse, look these up. For insurance, get actual quotes.
- Walk-away point: the price at which they'd genuinely switch, and whether switching is realistic (installation, a contract with the other provider, a coverage gap)
Credibility comes from real alternatives. Never invent a competitor offer. Representatives sometimes know competitor pricing, and it's simply dishonest.
Watch for billing-name mismatches when scanning emails or statements. Streaming services often bill under a different corporate name than the brand the person recognizes. HBO Max (now just "Max") charges frequently appear as "WARNER MEDIA," "WM* HBO MAX," "WBD," or similar on bank statements and payment-confirmation emails. When searching a person's inbox or statement for current pricing or past charges, search for the provider's billing/corporate name too, not just the consumer brand, or you may miss the charge entirely.
Step 2: Pick the channel
- Phone to retention/cancellation: usually the most discretion. In the phone menu, choosing "cancel service" typically routes to the retention team, whose job is keeping customers.
- Online chat: gives a written record automatically; fine for smaller asks.
- Online self-service offers: some providers show loyalty offers in the account or during an online cancellation flow. Check first; it's zero effort.
Step 3: The conversation
Use this structure. Adapt the words to the person's voice.
- Friendly opener: "Hi, I've been a customer for X years. My bill went from $A to $B and I'm reviewing whether to keep the service."
- Specific alternative: "[Competitor] is offering [plan] at my address for $C. I'd rather stay if we can get closer to that."
- Ask an open question: "What can you do on price?" Then stop talking.
- Don't take the first offer: "I appreciate that. Is that the best available? I was hoping for something closer to $C."
- Ask about everything: loyalty discounts, current promotions for existing customers, plan downgrades, removing equipment rental (buy their own compatible modem/router), autopay or paperless discounts, bundling.
- If the rep can't help: "Is there someone else, or a retention department, who could look at this?" Or politely end and try again later; a different rep can give a different answer.
- Be willing to leave: if the walk-away price isn't met and switching is realistic, actually switching is fine. Don't bluff about cancelling unless they're prepared to follow through.
Step 4: Lock in the deal
Before agreeing, confirm:
- New monthly total including taxes and fees
- How long the price lasts and what it goes to after
- Whether it creates a new contract or early termination fee
- Any change to speed, data, coverage, or features
- When it takes effect and whether there's a prorated charge
Then record: date, rep name or ID, confirmation or reference number, and a written confirmation by email or chat transcript.
Suggest setting a calendar reminder about a month before the promo ends.
Insurance specifics
- Get real quotes from other insurers for identical coverage before calling
- Ask about discounts: bundling, safe driver, low mileage, paid in full, paperless, security devices, professional or alumni affiliations
- Consider a higher deductible only if the person can comfortably pay it
- Never let coverage lapse. Start a new policy before cancelling the old one.
- Don't reduce coverage below legal minimums or lender requirements, and flag when a cheaper quote has meaningfully less coverage
If an agent is making the call or chat
If you can act on the person's behalf, agree in advance on the walk-away price, which changes you may accept (never a new contract or reduced coverage without asking), and whether you may cancel. Get explicit approval before accepting anything that changes the service or commits them to a term.
Output format
- Prep sheet (filled in)
- Target price and walk-away price
- Script tailored to this provider and situation
- Confirmation checklist
- Follow-up reminder date
Don't
- Don't invent competitor offers, fake hardship, or claim false tenure.
- Don't recommend switching when hidden costs (installation fees, contract penalties, worse coverage) wipe out the savings. Show the math.
--- name: bill-negotiation description: Help someone lower a recurring bill such as internet, mobile phone, cable or streaming, car/home/renters insurance, gym memberships, software subscriptions, or similar services. Use this whenever someone says a bill went up, their promo ended, they're paying too much for a service, they want to cancel or threaten to cancel, they want a retention offer, or asks how to get a better rate, even if they don't say "negotiate". For medical bills, use the medical-bill-review skill instead. --- # Bill Negotiation ## Why this skill exists Service providers routinely charge long-time customers more than new ones and keep discounts for people who ask, especially people who are credibly about to leave. Negotiation isn't about being aggressive. It's about arriving prepared, reaching the person authorized to give discounts, and not accepting the first answer. ## Step 1: Build a prep sheet Gather this before any call or chat: - **Provider, plan name, and current monthly total** (the total on the bill, including fees, not the advertised price) - **What changed**: promo expired, price increase, new fees - **Contract status**: end date, early termination fee, equipment rental - **Tenure and history**: years as a customer, on-time payments - **What they actually use**: speed, data, channels, features. People often pay for more than they need. - **Real alternatives**: competitor plans available *at their address* with current prices. If you can browse, look these up. For insurance, get actual quotes. - **Walk-away point**: the price at which they'd genuinely switch, and whether switching is realistic (installation, a contract with the other provider, a coverage gap) Credibility comes from real alternatives. Never invent a competitor offer. Representatives sometimes know competitor pricing, and it's simply dishonest. **Watch for billing-name mismatches when scanning emails or statements.** Streaming services often bill under a different corporate name than the brand the person recognizes. HBO Max (now just "Max") charges frequently appear as "WARNER MEDIA," "WM* HBO MAX," "WBD," or similar on bank statements and payment-confirmation emails. When searching a person's inbox or statement for current pricing or past charges, search for the provider's billing/corporate name too, not just the consumer brand, or you may miss the charge entirely. ## Step 2: Pick the channel - **Phone to retention/cancellation**: usually the most discretion. In the phone menu, choosing "cancel service" typically routes to the retention team, whose job is keeping customers. - **Online chat**: gives a written record automatically; fine for smaller asks. - **Online self-service offers**: some providers show loyalty offers in the account or during an online cancellation flow. Check first; it's zero effort. ## Step 3: The conversation Use this structure. Adapt the words to the person's voice. 1. **Friendly opener**: "Hi, I've been a customer for X years. My bill went from $A to $B and I'm reviewing whether to keep the service." 2. **Specific alternative**: "[Competitor] is offering [plan] at my address for $C. I'd rather stay if we can get closer to that." 3. **Ask an open question**: "What can you do on price?" Then stop talking. 4. **Don't take the first offer**: "I appreciate that. Is that the best available? I was hoping for something closer to $C." 5. **Ask about everything**: loyalty discounts, current promotions for existing customers, plan downgrades, removing equipment rental (buy their own compatible modem/router), autopay or paperless discounts, bundling. 6. **If the rep can't help**: "Is there someone else, or a retention department, who could look at this?" Or politely end and try again later; a different rep can give a different answer. 7. **Be willing to leave**: if the walk-away price isn't met and switching is realistic, actually switching is fine. Don't bluff about cancelling unless they're prepared to follow through. ## Step 4: Lock in the deal Before agreeing, confirm: - New monthly total **including taxes and fees** - How long the price lasts and what it goes to after - Whether it creates a **new contract** or early termination fee - Any change to speed, data, coverage, or features - When it takes effect and whether there's a prorated charge Then record: date, rep name or ID, confirmation or reference number, and a written confirmation by email or chat transcript. Suggest setting a calendar reminder about a month before the promo ends. ## Insurance specifics - Get real quotes from other insurers for identical coverage before calling - Ask about discounts: bundling, safe driver, low mileage, paid in full, paperless, security devices, professional or alumni affiliations - Consider a higher deductible only if the person can comfortably pay it - **Never let coverage lapse**. Start a new policy before cancelling the old one. - Don't reduce coverage below legal minimums or lender requirements, and flag when a cheaper quote has meaningfully less coverage ## If an agent is making the call or chat If you can act on the person's behalf, agree in advance on the walk-away price, which changes you may accept (never a new contract or reduced coverage without asking), and whether you may cancel. Get explicit approval before accepting anything that changes the service or commits them to a term. ## Output format 1. **Prep sheet** (filled in) 2. **Target price and walk-away price** 3. **Script** tailored to this provider and situation 4. **Confirmation checklist** 5. **Follow-up reminder** date ## Don't - Don't invent competitor offers, fake hardship, or claim false tenure. - Don't recommend switching when hidden costs (installation fees, contract penalties, worse coverage) wipe out the savings. Show the math.